FAQ

 

Is this a haunted house?

No, just a creepy place to trick or treat and look around for a few minutes.

 

Will my child be scared?

Only if he or she is scared of bones, brooms, old things, or creepy atmosphere. No one will touch you.

 

Is this anti-Christian or anti-Wiccan or misogynistic?

No, no, and no; it is what it is.

 

Is it safe?

No one has been eaten since 2011.

IT IS VERY DARK. Bring a flashlight. Watch your step in the woods and in the barn. If you see a spider, it is real; so touch nothing please.

 

Are any of those graves real?

All of them.

 

How do you know?

Don't ask.

 

What is the price of admission?

Nothing, it's free.

 

What does "W.F.G." stand for?

"Witch Finder General." Witch finders have not operated openly since before 1982. The procedure for requesting a witch hunting license from the county is not publicly available. Licensed witch finders are not required by law to identify as such to anyone but the WFG, the Great Pumpkin, and the Grand Pumpkin.

It also stands for Water, Fire, and Gallows, the three primary methods used to remove witches from this world. At the height of their activity, the witchfinders were more monstrous than the alleged witches.

 

I WANT TO MEET THE GREAT PUMPKIN

Friend, you most certainly do not.

 

HOW CAN I APPLY TO BE A WITCHFINDER?

We are not at liberty to say. But why would you want to be one? We are not at liberty to suggest it. We can neither confirm nor deny that Gwinnett county still issues licenses. We can neither confirm nor deny that Walk Water is still used to animate pumpkins, or that familiars are culled for resources. We can neither confirm nor deny the safety of witches or witchfinders in Gwinnett county.

 

Is this for real?

Come see for yourself.

 

WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

Because it is fun.

 

 

 

For more information, send an email to: wfg@witchhuntersbarn.com